Dustings #122

Imagine you worked for years on a trick. Spent a bunch of time polishing the handling. Or a bunch of money on a prototype. You’re super excited to roll out your new effect. Maybe this will be your breakout? You go to Blackpool. Lloyd films your trick. One week later… it’s not in this video.

Do you comfort yourself by saying, “While I didn’t meet his strict 87 trick cut-off, I’m sure I was probably number 88.”

Or do you just throw yourself off the Blackpool Tower?


“The Philosopher’s ACAAN is brilliant. You undersold it. It’s truly a great way to introduce the idea, lower expectations, give the trick context, and occasionally perform a miracle. I work at a restaurant and will be using this as the intro to any ACAAN I do going forward. I should get a ‘hit’ with it once a week or so.” —MC

Thank you. I got a lot of kind words about this one. Thanks to everyone who wrote in.


I thought I’d share this with you as finding a wall mounted display cases specifically for playing cards proved more difficult than I expected (TCC used to sell a good looking one but discontinued it years ago). Anyway, the one I found was made by these guys and I’m really pleased with the quality (in case you wanted to share this with your readers) – they’re US based but shipped to me in the UK with no issues at all:—JBP

That does look good. And the price is better than what I’ve seen for similar cases.

I’m not sure how I feel about such a formal “display.” I sort of flip-flop on the idea—sometimes thinking it’s better just to have the decks piled up on the shelf in an unassuming way.

But regardless, these are a good find.


Excuse me, dipshit, I’m trying to get to the dining car.

Oddly enough, I’m actually in this picture.

There’s me in the back.

What? Joshua Jay is teaching magic up there? Uhm… that’s okay. I have this headrest I want to stare at.

The Philosopher's ACAAN

I promised you an ACAAN earlier this week. This one is not it. This one is…hmm… I’m not sure what this. It’s an idea I had about a week ago. On its own, it’s just an absurdist, jokey moment. But it could also be an introduction to another ACAAN performance. And, very occasionally, it's an amazing trick.

You say:

“Shuffle up the deck. Okay, now I want you to name any card in the deck.”

They name the 5 of Diamonds.

“Okay, now there are 52 cards in a deck. Name any number between 1 and 52.”

They name 19.

“Great. I’m not going to touch anything. I want you to deal down to the 19th card. But, before you do, tell me how you’d feel if that card is the 5 of Diamonds.”

“Amazed,” your friend says. “That would be incredible.”

You smile, knowingly.

“Go ahead. Deal to the 19th card.”

They deal down… 17, 18, 19. You hold out your hand to pause them and build suspense.

“Okay. Turn it over,” you say.

They do.

It’s the 8 of Clubs.

You smile broadly. “Amazing.”

“That’s not the card I said,” your friend remarks.

“Well, right,” you say. “But you said it would be amazing if the 5 of Diamonds was there.”

“Yeah?”

“And the odds of the 8 of Clubs being in that position were the same as the 5 of Diamonds being in that position. So this must be equally amazing, when you think about it,” you say, sagely.

“No, that’s not the same—”

You cut your friend off. "Yes. It’s kind of beautiful, really. Little miracles, happening all around us—if only we choose to see them." (You rub your chin, staring off into the distance, lost in thought.)


That’s it.

Yes, it’s stupid.

But also weirdly true.

And amusing (at least to the two people I’ve tried it on so far).

It also makes a good lead-in to a real ACAAN, if you want to go that route.

And, 1 out of 52 times, it actually works.

And on that day, you have the cleanest, most direct version of this trick anyone has ever performed.

In fact, I now contend that this is the “ultimate” “definitive” “holy grail” version of ACAAN. And—I mean this seriously—I think ten years from now more people will be doing this

But it doesn’t always work, Andy!

Ah, yes. But it doesn’t ever not work.

The $500 Bet Test

Here’s a lesson that magicians seemingly never learn. You can see it happen in this trick demonstration by Craig Petty.

If you don’t have time (or don’t care enough) to watch the trick, here’s a quick summary: Craig conducts a “color blindness” test with his friend, and at the end, the backs of the cards change colors.

If you just watch the performance, you might think, “That went well. Nice trick. Positive reaction.”

But it’s what happens after the trick that’s most interesting for us.

Craig’s friend, Matt, asks the camera operator…

Matt: Did he actually fan them out to show the backs of all of them? I don’t remember.

Craig: Yeah, I did. Yeah, at the beginning I did.

Camera Person: I think he did, yeah, at the start.

Craig: Because I spread them out and said, “What color are the backs of the cards?”

Matt: Yeah, I don’t know if you just showed me one.

Craig: No, I didn’t. I spread them all out.

And they continue to go back and forth a bit about whether the cards were actually spread out or not.

Guys… this is happening with every trick you perform, all day, every day.

Craig did show him all the backs at the beginning, but the trick requires displaying them in a tight fan, making it easy to overlook. And while Craig flashes multiple gray backs throughout the trick, why would anyone consciously register that?The fact is, even if you spread the cards widely at the beginning, most people wouldn’t retain that information.

Magicians act like they’re performing for fucking Sherlock Holmes or something—someone processing and remembering every tiny detail that enters their field of vision. “Flash the inside of the card box to subtly show it’s empty.” No one registers your subtle “flashes.” That’s not how human memory works.

A lot of magicians forget this because they only perform for other magicians. When you’re a magician who primarily lectures to other magicians, you can say things like, “Casually show your hand empty before removing the card from your pocket.” In that world, it works—because your audience is made up of magicians who actually notice those details. In the real world, laypeople don’t run the calculus on every subtle gesture. They just say, “Oh wow! My card was in his pocket! Hmm… I bet it was in his hand when he reached in there.”

You can’t go back and convince someone of the conditions of what you did. You must beat it into them at the beginning.

My billet peek became five times stronger when I started telling people, “Make sure my eyes never go near what you wrote. I don’t even want the chance to see it.”

Without that sort of caveat, people just think something like, “He must have looked at it when he was putting it in his wallet or something. I don’t remember him looking, but I wasn’t paying attention.”

Try this $500 Bet Test to strengthen your magic.

  1. Start by asking: “What is the effect?”

  2. Next, ask: 'What’s the most basic condition that must be clearly established for the effect to register?'

  3. Finally, ask: “Would I bet $500 that my spectator is absolutely certain of that condition?”

If you wouldn’t take that bet, you need to reinforce the conditions.

Example: Coin In Bottle.

What is the effect? A coin magically penetrates a bottle.

What’s the key condition? The spectator must know—without a doubt—that the coin starts outside the bottle. That’s the foundation of the effect

Would I bet $500 that my spectator knows this? Yes. If I borrow the coin, or they hold the coin, or just see the coin clearly, I’d bet $500 they would remember that it was not in the bottle at the start.

That’s an easy one.

What about the trick in the video above?

What is the effect? Gray cards turn rainbow color.

What condition needs to be established for the effect to register? They have to remember seeing multiple cards being all gray at the start.

Would I bet $500 that they’re sure of that condition? No. At least, not the way it’s performed in the video.

In some cases, due to the method, you simply can’t establish the conditions needed for the trick to ever really fully fool people. I call those Broken Tricks. The definition from that post is:

A broken trick is a trick where the method that is used prevents you from establishing the conditions that are needed for the trick to be seen as truly impossible.

Is the trick in the video above a 'Broken Trick'? I don’t think so. I just think the back color needs to be more clearly established—and that the audience needs to register seeing multiple backs.

How do we do this without spoiling the ending?

I would just tweak what Craig did in this way. I’d do what he does and point around the room asking about colors. Then I’d spread the cards:

“What color are the cards?”

“Gray.”

“Oh no. Poor thing. Yes, that one’s gray. But that one is blue, that one’s green, that one’s yellow…” And I would point along each card in the spread. “No. I’m just messing with you. I wanted to shake your confidence before the real color test.”

Then I’d go through the color test and at the end do the line where I say, “Actually, I wasn’t testing your color vision—I was testing your memory. What was the color of the back of the cards?”

“Gray.”

“Oh no. Poor thing. Don’t you remember? One was gray. But this one is blue, this one’s green, this one’s yellow, this one’s orange.”

This not only strengthens their conviction about the back color—since they’re mentally correcting you as you mislabel them—but also enhances the structure by looping back to the beginning. You get to foreshadow the ending, but not in a way that spoils the surprise.

I Need Your Vote!

Last week, I was surprised to learn that FISM had nominated The Jerx in its newly minted Online Magic category. The winner will be determined by a panel of judges, who will also factor in the results of an online poll.

May I have your vote?

Sorry… I meant to say…

On a completely unrelated note… May I have your vote for my son, Fergus, in Bidiboo’s Cute Baby Contest?

Sweet, beautiful, Fergus could win up to $1500 for his college fund with your help.


As for the FISM award: No thanks. I could not give less of a shit about that. Don’t waste your time voting.

I suppose there’s some universe where I’d be flattered by the nomination. But when the Online Magic category consists of unlistenable podcasts and deserted magic message boards…

…it’s hard to take it too seriously. It doesn’t feel like they were especially discerning.

It’s like if someone said, “Your movie has been nominated for an award!” And you ask, “Oh, what’s it up against?” And they say, “A video your mom took of the inside of her purse when she didn’t realize her phone camera was on. And one of Chuck Berry’s toilet movies.” Probably not the kind of recognition that warrants a get-out-the-vote campaign.

But don’t tell Steve Brooks that. The nomination finally got him off the beanbag chair and active on his own website for the first time in ages, as he begs for your vote.

I hope he wins. I want to be able to say “FISM winner, Steve Brooks.” The real FISM winners would be committing mass suicide just to get the chance to roll over in their grave.

The Magic Café—once a thriving spot to discuss magic, and now a place where the same 6 morons argue all day—winning any kind of award would completely discredit that award. I’m all for it.

I don’t even understand my category.

Are they calling this site a “newsletter”? I do have a newsletter, but they can’t be referring to that. Nobody at FISM is a subscriber.

And they must be referring to Vanishing Inc’s blog too, because their newsletter just talks about what sponge balls were released that week or whatever.

If anything, Best Online Publication or Best Online Writing would have made more sense than "newsletter."

Or better yet—don’t force a bunch of uninspiring nominees into filler categories. Have one category with, like, the three good magic-related things online.

Am I one of those things? Of course. But I still have no interest in these awards. Unless they change the name to:

FISM Presents The Jerx Awards for Excellence in Online Magic.

If I do win this thing, I’m just going to “Sacheen Littlefeather” you all and send someone to lecture you about the treatment of Native Americans in magic demos.

So please—if you’re going to cast a ballot, cast it for someone else.

I’ve already received many other equally prestigious honors for this website—right up there with the FISM Online Magic Award.

Fizzling ACAAN

A recent email asked:

Are you keeping up with the ACAAN Wars? It’s wild. I just can’t seem to find anyone worth rooting for among this bunch of losers.

I’m pretty satisfied with the Atomic Deck in terms of both method and handling, but the reactions could definitely be stronger. I remember you once posted something about reactions following a curve or something like that. This trick gets a nice initial pop, but the excitement fades fast. Is there a way to stretch it out, or is that just the nature of the trick? —MLC

Yeah, I think I called that the “surprise fizzle,” referencing a series of posts I wrote back in 2019.

My issue with ACAAN is that it’s entirely deck-focused. “The playing card you named is at the position in the deck that you also named. This is fun, right guys?”

Your experience is about what I’d expect: a strong initial reaction, followed by a sharp drop in interest. Because the trick is entirely deck-centered, there’s nothing for the spectator to ruminate on. They’re likely to default to “trick deck” or “sleight of hand”—whatever their usual go-to explanation is for this kind of effect.

As you said, that’s just “the nature of the trick.”

The other issue is that it’s just not impossible enough to capture someone’s imagination long-term. If you asked everyone on Earth tonight to name a random card and a position in the deck, 154 million of them would get a match.

Back in 2021, I said that if you wanted to sum up the ethos of this site in the fewest words, it would be this sentence:

The experience of MAGIC is created by the gap between what the spectator knows to be true and what feels real to them in the moment.

That single sentence encapsulates most of what I write about.

The problem with ACAAN, in my opinion, is that it doesn’t create that “gap.” The card is at the position they named. Sure, it’s unlikely—but it doesn’t feel like it violates what they know to be true, especially when it’s the magician’s deck and the magician dealing.

So you have to give them a story to consider that they no can’t be true.

Here’s a thought experiment:

Magician A says: “Name a card. Name a number. Look, as I deal through the cards. Your card is at your number.”

The spectator’s mind thinks: “Huh…that’s crazy. Is that a normal deck. Did he do something funny when he was dealing?”

Magician B brings a goat into the room and says, “Name a card. Name a number. I will slice this goat’s throat* and my dark lord will put that card at your number in the deck.” He kills the goat. Counts the cards. And your card is found there.

Magician B has “created the gap between what the spectator knows to be true” (that killing a goat can’t alter the position of a card in the deck) “and what feels real to them in the moment” (That guy just killed a goat, and now my card is at that position in the deck… it couldn’t be related, right?)

It’s a thought experiment. Please don’t kill a goat. Or anything.

My point is that unless you give them something more impossible to at least consider—even if they ultimately dismiss it—you’re unlikely to get a lasting response to ACAAN (or any other deck-focused trick).


Regardless of the arguments going on, there is no ultimate ACAAN. What you value in magic generally is likely going to be the deciding factor in what version you like. If you’re a big sleight-of-hand guy, then you’ll like the sleight-of-hand methods. If you’re someone who markets tricks, the best method is probably one you can market. If you’re someone who likes very “do-able” methods, like Sankey’s or Bannon’s style, then you’re going to be drawn towards that style of routine.

I appreciate the trick in a meta way. I like seeing how different people’s minds approach it.

In that spirit, I’ll give you an ACAAN probably later this month. It’s a very “Jerxian” solution to the trick. Borrowed, shuffled deck. 100% free choice of any card and any position in the deck. The card is never named aloud or written down. The number is never named aloud or written down. More or less impromptu. Spectator deals.

Dustings #121

As mentioned Monday, I will be off next week, but there will be two more weeks of posting after that, the 17th through the 28th.


For those who have downloaded the Jerx App update, check the top of yesterday’s post for some info from Marc.

There has been some call for a dedicated facebook page for the app, that’s not going to happen. I’m fine with you talking about the app generally on facebook or elsewhere, but as far as a place to discuss issues or new ideas, I prefer to have them channeled directly to me. I know most other apps have facebook pages. But no other app has the person behind it communicating with you directly three weeks out of the month and a monthly newsletter.

Trust me, having to keep my eye on a facebook site would bum me out. The reason this site is still going after 10 years is because I’ve avoided the things I don’t like about producing magic content in the 21st century. Things like marketing and social media and begging you to smash that like button.

I just prefer direct communication. Look, if it was up to me, I wouldn’t even have a blog. I’d stop by each of your places every evening and we’d sit on the porch and have a drink or a slice of pie and talk. But I’ve run the numbers and this isn’t feasible.

Be glad I have an email address. I was thinking of getting rid of it and making you have to call me on the phone if you wanted to communicate.


Nice to see the endorsements for sale in action.


Magic Negativity Index

Amelia Dimoldenberg from Chicken Shop Date interviews Jesse Eisenberg.

Synopsis: Amelia talks about going to the Magic Castle. Jesse Eisenberg asks if it had been a date, if she would have asked the magician to create a trick “based on her” (whatever that means).

Magic is: “Underwhelming” and she couldn’t see herself dating a magician because they might make her disappear.

Magic Negativity Index Score: 7.6

Calling magic “underwhelming” and something you’ve “never had interest in” is actually one of the tamer—and more understandable—critiques of the art. Stating a magician might make you “disappear” carries along the idea that maybe they’re going to murder you. But there’s also the suggestion there that the magician could actually accomplish something and isn’t totally impotent. It could be a lot worse. Hence, 7.6.


I was reading one of the collections of Apocalypse magazine and there was a trick in there that Harry Lorayne was praising for its “logic.” He uses the word four times to describe the trick and the moves in it.

The premise of the trick that he fawns over for its brilliant logic?

“When I tickle the deck, your card rises to the top.”

He then goes on to say that sometimes when the trick is over, the spectators will tickle the deck themselves and wonder why their card isn’t coming to the top.

Sorry, ghost of Harry Lorayne, this is something that has never happened.

Oh, I’m sure some spectators have put their card in the deck, tickled the end, and then said, “Hey, why didn’t my card come to the top.” But they’re not confused. They’re fucking around. They’re mocking the dopey premise.

Magicians are such hopelessly self-serving social dunces that they misinterpret every interaction with normal people in the most flattering way possible, no matter how nonsensical. “They thought the tickle brought the card to the top!” Sure they did, sweetie.

Echo Sync

Note: From Marc Kerstein who writes about this update:

The two things that probably need to be communicated for the new update is that there’s a new setting the user needs to set to “Realistic” to enable the fancy new UI stuff, and as I’ve made the drawings better, the user will need to remake their drawings in Drawing Switch and Draw Cycle.


[The person who recorded the clips below asked me to alter his voice. He later told me he was kidding. But that was after I’d modified the clips. So now you get the sweet sultry tones of James Earl Jones performing magic.]

Echo Sync is a new feature in the Jerx App that’s being released tomorrow.

It’s a utility feature that allows all sorts of performances that you can frame as mind-reading, influence, spectator as mind-reader, etc.

Here’s a simple example.

You hold your hand behind your back and ask your friend to name a number between one and five. She says two. You pull out your hand and you have two fingers extended. “Impressive,” you say. Then you repeat it. She says four, and you pull out your hand with four fingers extended. “You’re amazing…. What? You’re not buying this?”

You pull out your camera and have them turn their back to you…

You can do with as many numbers as you want in a row, they’ll always get it right.

This is Echo Sync.

Here’s how it works. You go in the app and click the Echo Sync feature. This brings you to your camera. You hit record on your camera and the audio starts recording. Five seconds after (or less than that, depending on your settings) the video starts recording. Then, when you click stop, the whole thing gets exported to your camera roll, except the start of the video is shifted back to the start of the audio, and stitched together in the process.

This gives you a five second head-start on anything your spectator says.

Here’s another example, where the performer has told his friend he’s going to try to mentally project a nonsense word to her…

You don’t need a Ouija board for this. You can just draw the letters in the air behind their back.

What else can you do?

Finally, a use for that dumb card index you bought.

Or maybe you activate a pressure point on their scalp that stimulates predictive abilities and—so long as they can focus and eliminate distractions—they always know what will beat your throw in Rock Paper Scissors.

You can write words and numbers on a whiteboard that they can pick up.

You can have them focus and name any word that comes to mind, then send them the recording. When they check the video when they get home, they see you making some hand signals before they named their word. With a little research on their part, they realize you spelled the word in Sign Language before they named it.

You don’t need to have anything on you other than your phone. You can just point to objects in the room, or cars in a parking lot, or buildings on the horizon and they’re somehow able to intuit what you’re pointing at.

They don’t always have to have their back turned. They can have their eyes closed. Or if you’re sitting at a table, you can point the camera at your hand under the table.

You can say, “I’m going to go in the other room and start humping different objects. I want you to yell through the door what you think I’m humping.” And then you go in the other room and rub your groin against whatever they call out.

The choreography with this feature is pretty simple. Let’s say you’re doing the thing where they guess the number of fingers you’re holding up. As soon as they say a number, you throw that many fingers up. I like to keep my fingers extended for about the length of the delay that’s been set (although that’s not necessary).

The only difficult thing is remembering to start talking after they give their guess. Your mind might be focused on writing something or pulling a card from an index or something, but try not to leave a bunch of dead time after their guess or it will seem off when they play it back.

Another thing to remember is that when you stop recording the video, the last few seconds of audio is going to get cut off (because the video has shifted back to the start of the audio). So you’re not going to want to immediately kill the video at the end of the trick. Let it run a few seconds. You’ll get a feel for the timing. Fortunately, the timing/choreography is really easy once you’ve learned it once. You won’t really forget it.

The way I like to use this is to suggest I’m recording some “testing” for my own purposes. It’s only afterward that I’m like… “You’re not going to believe this.” Then, after I’ve sent them the video (I prefer to watch it on their phone). I can say something like, “Okay, given that worked… there’s something else I want to try with you.” And that sort of naturally leads us into a trick that takes place in the real world, in real time, rather than on video, post factum.

I also like doing it as something to show someone right before we stop hanging out. As part of “something I’m trying out,” I ask them to help me out and guess how many fingers I’m holding out a number of times in a row (a 3-second delay is good for this). I let them get 7 or so in a row right before I stop the video. “Were you looking in a reflection or something?” They insist they weren’t. “Damn. You were in the zone.” I send them the video right then, but I don’t watch it with them. I just let them watch it later and see what they did. (Of course, there can be some Imp used that supposedly gives them this temporary ability.)

You guys are going to come up with uses for this that go beyond what I’ve suggested here. I think there’s likely going to be ways to combine this with other effects to create different types of magic beyond just me guessing right, them guessing right, or me influencing them.

I believe an update is coming soon that will add the start and stop sound of the iphone video in performance, which is a nice convincer.

Feel free to send me your ideas and/or videos and, if I get enough, I’ll make another post about this in the future.