Dustings #144
/This has been the busiest week in the history of me working on the site: writing posts, the next newsletter, the next book, another magician's book, one non-magic advertising project, one non-magic film project, and finally getting my taxes done.
I go into a fugue state when I have that much work and just sort of barrel through it and don't realize how shot I am until things settle down. So now I'm really feeling it.
At the moment I'm in a car on the way to New Haven, Connecticut to see The Last Dinner Party tonight. Looking forward to a good show and not looking at a computer for a few hours.
[Update: It was a great show. Interesting crowd. 1/3rd sorority girls, 1/3rd sweetly-nerdy girls in baroque/gothic dresses and corsets, and 1/3rd old music-heads. (I’m not going to reveal which category I fall into.)]
An email from RS asks: How did it feel to get "called out" by the Unnamed Magician on Lloyd and Craig's podcast? 😆
As I said, it's been a crazy week, so I didn't get a chance to watch the full thing. What I did see was bizarre. Lloyd says the Unnamed Magician—
Actually, hold on, I'm just going to go ahead and call him "Pete" from now on, okay? I can't with the corny "Unnamed Magician" stuff anymore. I don't mind a pseudonym, but I don't love indulging someone who put exactly zero seconds of thought into the name they wanted people to refer to them as.
So Lloyd is either confused or Pete lied to him. Apparently Pete said that he told me to go ahead and put the money for the trick in escrow and he would prove it was real. In other words, he's saying he agreed to the deal and then I backed down.
Nothing like that ever happened. I have all the emails. I told Pete I wouldn't reveal them because they don't necessarily make him look great. But if he'd like me to, I will.
So I'm not sure what's going on. Maybe he thought he could lie to Lloyd to have him advocate for him? I don't know.
The truth is:
I offered 20k.
Didn't hear anything from him for two weeks.
First time I did hear from him, I was told he had multiple better offers (🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)
I offered 5k more than any other offer.
Next time I heard from him: "They've made it quite clear to me that they want this effect at all costs, and that they'll be offering more than anyone else to obtain it."
I again offered to go 5k higher than their highest offer AND I'd share it with the other party for free AND Pete retained the rights to sell it himself. It's a win-win-win-win-win for everyone. He told me he'd get back to me.
Later, I was given more information that confirmed for me the trick was not what was being advertised, so I told him I was taking my offer off the table. He told me he would go with one of his other offers.
At what point exactly was I supposed to be shoving money into escrow for this thing?
I gave him a month to take me up on the offer. He never accepted it. He never indicated he planned to accept. He only told me he had better offers.
Either way, Pete should be very happy after selling this very real trick to one of the very real secret-hoarding millionaires who wanted to buy it just to keep the secret for himself.
I guess we're supposed to believe he's got maybe 50-100k of new money in his pocket, and yet he's still sending me dozens of emails whining about this shit? That's a weird approach to life.
Sorry if that subject is boring. It's boring to me too. But it's also the easiest content in the world to write.
Oh, and just to be clear—as there seems to be some confusion—intellectual property/trade secret escrow (which is what this would be) is not a free service people provide out of the goodness of their hearts. There are escrow fees, legal fees, and verification fees generally paid by the buyer. In past deals I've been involved with, these are at minimum a few thousand dollars. So the "you had nothing to lose" argument isn't quite accurate—especially for a trick I had evidence wasn't legit.
I was at a party the other day and talking to my friend about some tricks I was thinking of buying.
I told my friend I wanted to get Digital Penetration by David Penn.
This woman turned to me and said, “I got that.”
“Oh, you’re a magician,” I asked?
“No,” she said. “I was his girlfriend in secondary school.”