GLOMM Lodges

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[As mentioned earlier this year, The GLOMM “Elite” Membership Kit is not being re-run. While there will likely be other GLOMM apparel in the future, the membership kit version with this shirt and the enamel pin and membership card will not be reprinted. [UPDATE: The only sizes remaining are Small and Large.] If you’re one of those sizes and want the membership kit, jump on it soon. If you want the membership kit and you’re not one of those sizes… I don’t know what to tell you. You had eight years to buy it. You can still buy one, but you may have to hit the gym, or the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet to make the shirt fit.]

We now have two official GLOMM Lodges.

GLOMM Lodge #2: The Mastodons
Melbourne, Australia

GLOMM Lodge #3: The Coyotes
Eugene, Oregon

How To Get Your Own GLOMM Lodge

To request a GLOMM Lodge for your area, send me an email with:

  • The names of the people who would make up this local lodge (there must be at least three)

  • Your location

  • A contact email I can give to anyone else who lives in your area who may be interested in joining your group

After I have that, I will assign you a lodge number and a mascot (which I determine by consulting a masot-giving oracle).

What’s the point of the mascot? I don’t know. Just another way to differentiate the groups beyond location and number. And it gives you branding opportunities. If the guys in Eugene want to do a GLOMM shirt with a coyote doing card fans, they’re free to.

Plus, once we have a mere 1024 Lodges, we will be conducting a 10-Round, single-elimination softball tournament. So having the mascots in place now will set the stage for that when the time comes.

What should you do with your GLOMM Lodge buddies? I don’t know or care. The GLOMM is a decentralized magic organization. It exists so I can kick people out of it. So you can get together and do magic stuff. Or eat pizza. Or go on a tour of the Celestial Seasonings tea factory. Your local GLOMM is whatever you want it to be.

Just to clarify something, the GLOMM is its own thing, separate from the Jerx. It’s not the Jerx’s magic organization.

There is no Jerx magic organization. I don’t really believe in hanging out with other magicians. I hang out with cool people.