We Still Got It!

Over 15 years ago, in November of 2004, I put this post on my old magic blog…

Once Again, We're The Tops! 

We blew the competition away on this one!

Search Terms (#of Hits on Google)

1. “magician” "child molester" (836)
2. “mailman” "child molester" (469)
3. "Sunday school teacher" "child molester"(237)
4. "gym teacher" "child molester" (186)
5. “juggler” "child molester" (156)
6. "piano teacher" "child molester" (110)
7. “ventriloquist” "child molester" (108)
8. "gymnastics coach" "child molester" (33)
9. "karate instructor" "child molester" (25)
10. "origami master" "child molester" (0)

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Here now is the updated list for 2020. And while there’s been some shifts in the list, it hasn’t affected our #1 ranking. We’re still crushing it, baby!

1. “magician” "child molester" (131,000)
2. “mailman” "child molester" (71,500)
3. ”juggler” "child molester" (31,000)
4.. "Sunday school teacher" "child molester" (18,200)
5.. "gym teacher" "child molester" (12,400)
6. ”ventriloquist” “child molester” (11,300)
7. "piano teacher" "child molester" (10,700)
8. "gymnastics coach" "child molester" (4510)
9. "karate instructor" "child molester" (2840)
10. "origami master" "child molester" (43)

Of course, this isn’t very scientific, but it does give you a sense of how frequently these things are associated.

You might say I’m cooking the numbers a little because I didn’t include a search for “clown” + “child molester.” That gets over three times the results that magician does. But before you start crowing too much about that, realize that most of those clowns also do some magic. So it probably only adds to our numbers.