Your Kiss Is On My List

Today was supposed to be a post showing an example of what I feel is a perfect “routine” (as I mentioned in Tuesday’s post).

But instead, I have a timely trick I’d like to share with you that I wanted to get out quickly. (The other post will go up next Tuesday.)

This is best if you’re with a group.

The way it works is this…

You turn to one of the people and say:

“I want to try something with you. I can’t do it with anyone else here but you. First, I want you to put your mind into the headspace of ultimate pleasure. I want you to imagine the best time of your life. Okay? Perfect. Now I want you to name a random 2-digit number. A number that feels genuinely like it has no association with anything you’re thinking of.”

Your friend says 55.

You open your notes app and show your friend a list of 100 names. At 55 is their name!

As your friend or, ideally, other members of the party show some interest in what just happened, they will hopefully ask about this list of people. Who are they? What is this list?

“Oh, it’s nothing really. That’s not important.”

As you casually scroll back up to show the name of this record of people in your note: Jeffrey Epstein Client List.

Method

You know the method.

This is a fleshed out write-up of an idea that came from the R&D Team at The Journal of Psience who simply emailed me:

DFB + Epstein List

Yes, yes, you don’t need to lecture me. I know this is dark subject-matter. I know it’s referencing something traumatic. I get all of that. The impact of a joke (and this is more joke than trick) is often predicated on the awfulness of what it touches on. If it’s too inappropriate for you or the people you surround yourself with, then don’t even consider doing it, of course.

I’ve never seen any correlation between the actual decency of a person and the stuff they’re willing to joke about (if anything, I’ve seen an inverse correlation) so I’m not worried about it.

The true reason not to do this trick is that it somewhat “burns” DFB for your audience as a method. And you’d be burning it for something that’s not the strongest trick. But it may be worth it to you in order to do something so timely and something that paints one of your friends as a total creep.

[The easiest way to make the list is to ask ChatGPT to give you a list of 100 male full names in random (not alphabetical) order. Then populate the beginning of the list with some recognizable names of actual clients.]