Magic is fun; We're dead
/I love this commercial for the movie Magic. The movie was the inspiration for one of the tricks in The Jerx, Volume 1. And the poem in the ad gives that trick its name
This may be apocryphal but apparently this commercial only ran once and it scared kids so much, and parents complained so much, that it was taken off the air. I like to think that's true.
If you're a horror movie fan, there's a service called Shudder which is like Netflix but only for horror. It's $4.99 a month. And Magic is one of the movies in their library. They also have a link there for Shudder TV which is constantly streaming horror movies and it's free.
Speaking of horrors. This fucking mutant has been identified as David Drowley aka Twister the Clown. Rot in hell, old man. And you're out of the GLOMM.
Oh, and going forward I will be including people's shitty magic names (e.g., Twister the Clown) with their real name on the banned members page of the GLOMM website. You're not going to dodge being associated with that name for eternity.
Regarding "eternity," I was informed that one of the guys on the banned list died in prison recently. Tough. When you get banned from the GLOMM it's everlasting.
Thanks to Kamal "The Pedo Hunter" Farmer for going through the court records and tracking down the name of this guy.
I knew this looked familiar.
