More Splooge

The Splooge was my lifestyle blog that took over this site a year or so ago. It taught you valuable things like the secret to happiness and how to keep from shitting your pants by sexually stimulating yourself.

The Splooge will be returning as a column in The JAMM. It may be an intermittent sort of thing. I don't know. The upcoming column deals with a couple techniques I've found helpful for giving compliments. Thje Splooge isn't directly magic related, although there may be some overlap. Does giving compliments have anything to do with magic? Hmmmm. Well, I'll say this. Both are often done out of faux-selflessness in hopes of receiving some response in return. So there's that relationship. But I'm not really attempting to draw correlations. This is likely just the first stage in The JAMM's evolution. Five years from now it will probably be some combination of Genii, Sassy, Spy Magazine, and Miniature Donkey Talk.

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