Cluster-F at MAGIC Live
/Can't believe I once called him "the platonic ideal of a magic lecturer." I still feel sick about this whole thing. It ruined MAGIC Live for me, to be honest.
This is so exciting! Secret lecture by one of my favorite magicians @joshuajaymagic at #MAGIClive starting soon. I'll be live tweeting it.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Josh is here! pic.twitter.com/ZgJpGLmrqn
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Oh no... it looks like he's been drinking. And crying.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Josh has a black eye. He said "I walked into a door." then added, unsolicited, "I swear Andi Gladwin didn't hit me." ooookkkay
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Josh explaining a magic principle "It's like how I wear a wig, but you'd never guess that because at times I style my hair so ridiculously."
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Not sure what this means, "I don't use a close-up pad. I use a close-up tampon."
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Real weird vibe in the room.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
What is going on? Josh just showed us the ambitious card. Called it "The Determined Card." Claims it's a new trick he invented.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
He said, "A lot of people have ripped it off, but it's MINE. If you say otherwise, I'll break your fucking arm."
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Josh just said Andi gave him "a one on one tutorial on the glide last night." Then he paused, and under his breath said, "...astroglide."
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Bathroom break for Josh.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Uh-oh. He forgot to turn off his mic. Seems to be singing to his penis. Sounds like, "Wee willy winky, make water for me." This is awkward.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Josh is back. Says the trick section is over. Time for Q&A. What? This lecture was an additional $85. Two tricks? One was ambitious card.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Josh just introduced his lovely wife by saying, "I think she looks just like Andi Gladwin in a wig. Doesn't she?" What is up with this guy?
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
When asked what his favorite place he's been to in all his travels, Josh responded, "I really like the Wendy's in Columbus, OH."
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Someone just asked if he liked Cups and Balls and he said, "Yes. They were my favorite things to smell after a high-school wrestling meet."
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Things seem to be wrapping up. He's stripped to the waist. Sweating like a maniac. Says he has one last thing to say.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Wow big revelation "This is just a payday for me. Honestly the only thing I hate more than magic is all you fucking dorks here today." Ouch.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Can't believe I paid extra for this.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
He just walked out of the room, kicked over a table and said, "I FOOLED PENN & TELLER, BITCHES!!!!"
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
Lot of people crying.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
The lecture was a bust. I'm hoping the lecture notes will make up for it, at least somewhat.
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017
No. I guess not. pic.twitter.com/s5qddeyKtN
— The Jerx (@TheJerx) August 16, 2017